The dark sheep by Alanar
Chapter I: The journey begins...
One day (exactly, the 6th of July) the german loser from work named Rolf decided to immigrate to Florida. He decided to buy an airplane (thanks to the social security money) and fly to Florida. But he forgot to buy kerosene and so he had to use the airplane like a ship. He changed it into a very big hovercraft (just without an engine). After two weeks and six days Rolf arrived at Virginia Beach (How he survived? Well, he had three mobile phones, every one with the number of "WORLDWIDE PIZZA" and "CHINESE WORLD" saved, these two deliver everywhere in the world!). After his airplane had sunk (the air of the hovercraft had already gone), Rolf bought a map (his new social security money came) and he went to the south, where Florida is.
Chapter II: 2 weeks later
Rolf found a lot of coins, but he gave them to other persons (One of these coins was very rare! Rolf, you damn fool!!!). He always said: "I don't have to find money because I get it from German people!" Near Jacksonville, he found a black sheep. "Hello there!", it said. "What?! This sheep can speak?!", Rolf shouted, "THAT is not what I wanted to discover!" "Hey! You can understand me! Good!" The sheep was smiling. "My name is Sven! Nice to meet you!" "Thanks, I'm Rolf.",Rolf answered. Sven asked: "What do you want here? Wanna go to Miami? I would recommend it because at the moment it's not very crowded there. I have a map. Wanna have it? Rolf thought about it. "You don't have to pay for it yet. When you are there, we will meet and then you'll pay." "O.K. Why not?", Rplf answered and tool the map. "See you later!", Sven said and went away. On the map something was written:
THE DARK WAY TO FLORIDA (by Sven, the dark sheep)
Chapter III: The Crazy Taxi
Sven was gone and Rolf stood there like a big question mark (that lokked quite funny). On the map Sven gave him were man stickers with pictures and numbers from one to five and the letter S or D. "is that Sven's top 5 of the most stupid and the most damned things of America? But they are the same, apart from the S or D!" On the map were these stickers: A taxi with the number "1", an airplane with the number "2", a bottle of milk with the number "3", a skull on a red gate with the number "4", and smiling sun with the number "5". Every one twice and with an S or a D each. Then Rolf heard a voice. It was Sven. "Rolf you damn fool! You must go to the places with the S-stickers in numerical order. They bing you to the places with the D-stickers. "S" is for "Start-Point" and "D" for "Destination-Point"! Get it?!" "how could you talk to me? Where are you?" "I'm already in Miami and I talk to you with the power of telepathy. And now... HURRY UP!!!"
Rolf went to the place where the taxi sticker with the is is on the map. Jacksonville downtown. There were many taxis. On one could read "Rolf, come to this taxi!" He went to this taxi, got in and asked the driver to take him to the place, where the taxi sticker with the D is.
Rolf couldn't imagine yet what he had got himself into...
Chapter IV: Don't think and drive!
Some numbers were next to him. They showed "119" and counted down one per second. "A floating timer?", Rolf thought. The driver accelerated. The speedometer showed 220 km/h (Don't ask me why an American car has a km/h-speedometer! I don't know).
Rolf didn't recognize the cars the taxi passed. The floating timer continued counting down. The electronic map on the taxi's monitor showed a road marked in green (It was labelled "The safe way") and about fifteen pathes marked in red (They were labelled "You have to take these roads. They're shortcuts to the D-point"). A yellow arrow (with a sign "Taxi") followed one of these red lines. The timer next to Rolf showed "20" now. Suddenly, the driver hit the breaks, the taxi and the timer stopped. "Get out!" the driver said and Rolf got out of the taxi. He saw a signpost on which you could read: "Sven Travelling Industries: This way. Rolf, go there!" "Sven Travelling Industries?" Rolf asked himself. "There is something this sheep didn't tell me... Wahtever!" Rplf stepped towards the airport where th second sticker of his map was....
Chapter V: The funny flight in an unusual airplane
First, the NEW interactive part: Now flip a coin. If it says "heads", continue reading the story. If it says "tails", read the complete story again.
It was dark, very dark at the airport. So dark that the devil himself would be afraid. Rolf took out a piece of paper (Of course it was money!) and lit it. Then he recognized that he stood in...
INTERACTIVE PART! Roll a dice: If it shows an odd number, Rolf stood in an airplane. If it shows an even number, Rolf also stood in an airplane.
A voice come from the speaker inside the airplane. It was Sven again. "So far so good, Rolf. Sit down and enjoy the flight. It will only take about ten minutes." Rolf did what Sven had told him to do. The engines started and the airplane took off.
"We now show a movie directly from the net: "The Decline of Video Gaming". Please enjoy the movie" (Visit www.superflashbros.net for more about "The Decline of Video Gaming") The airplane was... Well... The airplane was kind of wierd. There existed only one seat and a...
INTERACTIVE PART! Take a stopwatch and stop the time exactly at 2 minutes. If you were able to make it, read on. If not, try again until you manage to stop at 2 minutes.
...big flatscreen TV. Rolf watched the movie and laughed a lot. Ten minutes later the airplane arrived at the same place Rolf got the map. "And now?", Rolf asked himself while he got out of the airplane. He looked at the map. The next stop was the place where the sticker with the bottle of milk was on the map. And he didn't even notice he stood at the same place where he had got the map in the first place...
Chapter VI: Missing Kids, inc.
Rolf arrived at an old milkfactory. It was labelled "Sven's one and only sheep-milk factory" (A very huge neon-sign!), Rolf entered the factory. Only a door with a sign "access denied". Rolf couldn't read such complicated English words, so he entered the room behind the door. (He thought the sign meant "Please come in"... What a fool...) TRBTD (short for: The room behind the door) was full of children in cages.
On every cage was a photo and something written like "child #0573686b". A speakerbot (a robot with a speaker as mouth) appeared and spoke with the voice of Sven: "Welcome to Missing Kids, inc.! We kidnap children and print their photos on the milk bottles. This way we have sold over two million bottles of milk. Come on, Rolf! Drink a bottle." "Do I have a choice?", Rolf asked and drank the milk. Then he fell down. "Of course you don't! Take him to the D-Point, Speaky."
Chapter VII: Gate 1, 2 or 3?
Rolf woke up in an empty room. It was really hot there. About 26 degrees. "How do you feel?" A monitor had come down from the ceiling with Sven on it again. "Not so good..." Rolf answered. "But, hey, what are you?!" Sven laughed: "I'll Tell you when you are in Florida. Now you have to choose one of the gates. Behind one gate is a Zonk (You know, the cuddly toy from the German TV-Show "Geh auf's Ganze"). Behind the second gate is a milkbottle from "Sven's one and only sheep-milk factory", but this time it won't stun you, it'll kill you!" Rolf interrupted: "And behind the third gate?" "Shut up, you damn fool! I am speaking now and you have to shut your mouth!" Rolf said nothing. He even stopped breathing. "O.K. Now I can continue. Well... And behind gate 3..." Sven stopped. "What a fool am I? Why did I say "gate 2"? Okay Sven. Relax. Rolf is just a fool..." Sven said to himself, then he continued his sentence: "And behind the last gate is the D-Point of the fourth point on your map. So, tell me: Which gate have you selected?" Rolf didn't think a lot. "I'll take gate three." he said. "Don't you want to take gate 2?" Sven asked. "No, no and no again!" "Alright then." Sven said. "Please open gate 2!" Behind the gate was a Zonk. "Okay guys! We will be back after the advertisement in the next chapter!"
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Chapter VIII: Behind the gate Rolf has chosen
"Welcome back to the number 99th world's most famous TV-show: "Rolf the doomed"! My name is Sven and now let's get back to the main event." Rolf didnt't know where he was. He asked Sven: "Where the heck am I?" Sven smiled: "that doesn't matter now. You still want to take gate 3?" "Yup!" "Absolutely?" "Absolutely!" "Alright. please open gate 3!" the gate opened. There was a machine with one door. "Go through this door, Rolf. You'll get to the fourth D-point. Congratulations!" Sven said. Rolf entered a machine and from one moment to the other he was standing in an antique shop. He looked at his map and started his way to the last S-point: The place with the smiling-sun-sticker on the map...
Chapter IX: //INFECTION
"Sven's travel agency?!?" Rolf was amazed. Sven had different industries. We summarize: He had an airport of his own, a milk factory and a TV-show AND a travel agency. What a businesssheep! Rolf entered the travel agency. The door behind him closed and the room was shaking. Minutes later Rolf noticed he wasn't on mother earth anymore. He was in outer space. "What does this mean? A trip directly into the sun?" "No, no, my friend..." Sven appeared, but not only the voice, not only the picture, it was the sheep himself. "At last we meet, Rolf. Did you have a nice trip?" Sven asked. Rolf answered: "Not really. I have been on nicer trips some years before." "Well, that doesn't matter." "Does anything matter?" "Anyway, I think you're curious to know what I really am, right?" "Yes, I am." Rolf quivered a bit. "Okay, Rolf. But before I tell you what I am, you'll take THIS!" Sven threw a syringe at Rolf. The stuff inside flowed into him. "This ist the "SHEEPATOR", a special present for you. Listen! I'm not just a friendly sheep like the other sheep! Our mission is to conquer the earth, but all other sheep forgot this mission. You are the first part of my plan! The plan to conquer the earth and turn all humans into sheep!" Sven laughed a lot. This was his plan. The world was doomed...
Chapter X: //MUTATION
Rolf screamed because of his plan. Slowly his body turned into something else. Wool came out of his body and a bit later he wasn't able to stand on two legs anylonger. At last he was turned into a sheep, a real ugly sheep. "What have you done, Sven?!" Rolf shouted. Sven smiled: "Nothing special. The "SHEEPATOR" turned you into a sheep. And in a few seconds I'll throw some of the "SHEEPATOR" into the fresh water reserves. I'll rule the world! the world of sheep!" Sven laughed. "You're just a little insane sheep.", Rolf said. "But it's too late! I'll press this button and everyone who drinks from the water will be turned into a sheep! With me as the new ruler!" (I know... A sheep which wants to rule the world sounds a bit... weird, but it's better than an evil human who wants the world for himself) "You won't get away with that!" Rolf was a bit angry. Who could pay him his social security money if everyone was turned into sheep? "Look, Rolf! I will get away with that! Beginning of phase 2!" Sven pressed the button and all the drinking water on earth was contaminated...
Rolf, do something!!!
Chapter XI: //OUTBREAK
Rolf couldn't do anything. Now everyone who drank the water was turned into a sheep. Sven's plan succeded. Second by second more and more people were turned into sheep. Rolf didn't know why, but Sven had monitors everywhere in his spaceship which showed people who were turned into sheep. Suddenly, the monitor showed the social welfare office, Rolf had usually got his money from there, but now the people working there were all sheep. Something had to be done. Rolf ran to Sven and kicked him. Sven countered with a kick directly into Rolf's face. He flew through the space ship into some test tubes. The liquid inside of them dripped on Rolf's wool. "No! The antidote! Damn..." Now it was time for Rolf to show what he was able to do...
Chapter XII: //QUARANTINE
Rolf turned back into a human. "Whoohooo! I'm normal again!" Sven hit the table with his head: "Damn! Why did I produce an antidote?!" Rolf took some of the antidote and put it into the gun of Sven's space ship. The computer of the ship spoke: "Please choose target!" Sven shouted: "Shutdown progr-" Rolf interrupted: "The world's drinking water!" "Ready! 3... 2... 1... Fire!" For about five seconds the space ship was shaking. When the ship was calm again, Rolf went to Sven and said: "Now it's time for a BBQ!" He took out his 200€ pocket knife and killed Sven (Sven's last words were: "This is not the last attemp of sheep to conquer the earth!", but I don't think they are so important). "I'm finished with him." Rolf saved the earth, but no one would believe that he was the one who saved them and a megalomaniac sheep turned the people of earth into sheep. Woth these thougts in his head he said: "Computer. Take me to Miami, Florida!" "Flight routine set. After arrival this ship will destroy itself. Have a nice day!" The ship started its way back to earth...
Chapter XIII: The final chapter
Three months later Rolf rented a room in the best hotel of Miami. He paid for it with the social security money from Germany. This room was paid for for about one year. The space ship destroyed itself like the computer had said. Rolf took Sven's corpse and ate it. He had been serious about the BBQ-thing! The dressmaker of Miami made Rolf a nice woolen cap and a pair of woolen socks from Sven's wool. Rolf yawned: "That is what I call "The perfect use of social security money." The best hotel of Miami!" A hotel employee came: "A call for you." "Thanks! Who is it?" Rolf smiled. "The social welfare office." Rolf took the mobile phone. "Floirda, what? With our money? No way? You won't get even a cent from us!" Then the employee of the social welfare office hung up. Rolf got up: "I have to do something about it! I'll go to Germany and fight for my money! I saved the world so this should be a small thing!" After he had said that he went to the airport to fight for his social security monay in Germany.
But this ist another story...
THE END
Chapter I: The journey begins...
One day (exactly, the 6th of July) the german loser from work named Rolf decided to immigrate to Florida. He decided to buy an airplane (thanks to the social security money) and fly to Florida. But he forgot to buy kerosene and so he had to use the airplane like a ship. He changed it into a very big hovercraft (just without an engine). After two weeks and six days Rolf arrived at Virginia Beach (How he survived? Well, he had three mobile phones, every one with the number of "WORLDWIDE PIZZA" and "CHINESE WORLD" saved, these two deliver everywhere in the world!). After his airplane had sunk (the air of the hovercraft had already gone), Rolf bought a map (his new social security money came) and he went to the south, where Florida is.
Chapter II: 2 weeks later
Rolf found a lot of coins, but he gave them to other persons (One of these coins was very rare! Rolf, you damn fool!!!). He always said: "I don't have to find money because I get it from German people!" Near Jacksonville, he found a black sheep. "Hello there!", it said. "What?! This sheep can speak?!", Rolf shouted, "THAT is not what I wanted to discover!" "Hey! You can understand me! Good!" The sheep was smiling. "My name is Sven! Nice to meet you!" "Thanks, I'm Rolf.",Rolf answered. Sven asked: "What do you want here? Wanna go to Miami? I would recommend it because at the moment it's not very crowded there. I have a map. Wanna have it? Rolf thought about it. "You don't have to pay for it yet. When you are there, we will meet and then you'll pay." "O.K. Why not?", Rplf answered and tool the map. "See you later!", Sven said and went away. On the map something was written:
THE DARK WAY TO FLORIDA (by Sven, the dark sheep)
Chapter III: The Crazy Taxi
Sven was gone and Rolf stood there like a big question mark (that lokked quite funny). On the map Sven gave him were man stickers with pictures and numbers from one to five and the letter S or D. "is that Sven's top 5 of the most stupid and the most damned things of America? But they are the same, apart from the S or D!" On the map were these stickers: A taxi with the number "1", an airplane with the number "2", a bottle of milk with the number "3", a skull on a red gate with the number "4", and smiling sun with the number "5". Every one twice and with an S or a D each. Then Rolf heard a voice. It was Sven. "Rolf you damn fool! You must go to the places with the S-stickers in numerical order. They bing you to the places with the D-stickers. "S" is for "Start-Point" and "D" for "Destination-Point"! Get it?!" "how could you talk to me? Where are you?" "I'm already in Miami and I talk to you with the power of telepathy. And now... HURRY UP!!!"
Rolf went to the place where the taxi sticker with the is is on the map. Jacksonville downtown. There were many taxis. On one could read "Rolf, come to this taxi!" He went to this taxi, got in and asked the driver to take him to the place, where the taxi sticker with the D is.
Rolf couldn't imagine yet what he had got himself into...
Chapter IV: Don't think and drive!
Some numbers were next to him. They showed "119" and counted down one per second. "A floating timer?", Rolf thought. The driver accelerated. The speedometer showed 220 km/h (Don't ask me why an American car has a km/h-speedometer! I don't know).
Rolf didn't recognize the cars the taxi passed. The floating timer continued counting down. The electronic map on the taxi's monitor showed a road marked in green (It was labelled "The safe way") and about fifteen pathes marked in red (They were labelled "You have to take these roads. They're shortcuts to the D-point"). A yellow arrow (with a sign "Taxi") followed one of these red lines. The timer next to Rolf showed "20" now. Suddenly, the driver hit the breaks, the taxi and the timer stopped. "Get out!" the driver said and Rolf got out of the taxi. He saw a signpost on which you could read: "Sven Travelling Industries: This way. Rolf, go there!" "Sven Travelling Industries?" Rolf asked himself. "There is something this sheep didn't tell me... Wahtever!" Rplf stepped towards the airport where th second sticker of his map was....
Chapter V: The funny flight in an unusual airplane
First, the NEW interactive part: Now flip a coin. If it says "heads", continue reading the story. If it says "tails", read the complete story again.
It was dark, very dark at the airport. So dark that the devil himself would be afraid. Rolf took out a piece of paper (Of course it was money!) and lit it. Then he recognized that he stood in...
INTERACTIVE PART! Roll a dice: If it shows an odd number, Rolf stood in an airplane. If it shows an even number, Rolf also stood in an airplane.
A voice come from the speaker inside the airplane. It was Sven again. "So far so good, Rolf. Sit down and enjoy the flight. It will only take about ten minutes." Rolf did what Sven had told him to do. The engines started and the airplane took off.
"We now show a movie directly from the net: "The Decline of Video Gaming". Please enjoy the movie" (Visit www.superflashbros.net for more about "The Decline of Video Gaming") The airplane was... Well... The airplane was kind of wierd. There existed only one seat and a...
INTERACTIVE PART! Take a stopwatch and stop the time exactly at 2 minutes. If you were able to make it, read on. If not, try again until you manage to stop at 2 minutes.
...big flatscreen TV. Rolf watched the movie and laughed a lot. Ten minutes later the airplane arrived at the same place Rolf got the map. "And now?", Rolf asked himself while he got out of the airplane. He looked at the map. The next stop was the place where the sticker with the bottle of milk was on the map. And he didn't even notice he stood at the same place where he had got the map in the first place...
Chapter VI: Missing Kids, inc.
Rolf arrived at an old milkfactory. It was labelled "Sven's one and only sheep-milk factory" (A very huge neon-sign!), Rolf entered the factory. Only a door with a sign "access denied". Rolf couldn't read such complicated English words, so he entered the room behind the door. (He thought the sign meant "Please come in"... What a fool...) TRBTD (short for: The room behind the door) was full of children in cages.
On every cage was a photo and something written like "child #0573686b". A speakerbot (a robot with a speaker as mouth) appeared and spoke with the voice of Sven: "Welcome to Missing Kids, inc.! We kidnap children and print their photos on the milk bottles. This way we have sold over two million bottles of milk. Come on, Rolf! Drink a bottle." "Do I have a choice?", Rolf asked and drank the milk. Then he fell down. "Of course you don't! Take him to the D-Point, Speaky."
Chapter VII: Gate 1, 2 or 3?
Rolf woke up in an empty room. It was really hot there. About 26 degrees. "How do you feel?" A monitor had come down from the ceiling with Sven on it again. "Not so good..." Rolf answered. "But, hey, what are you?!" Sven laughed: "I'll Tell you when you are in Florida. Now you have to choose one of the gates. Behind one gate is a Zonk (You know, the cuddly toy from the German TV-Show "Geh auf's Ganze"). Behind the second gate is a milkbottle from "Sven's one and only sheep-milk factory", but this time it won't stun you, it'll kill you!" Rolf interrupted: "And behind the third gate?" "Shut up, you damn fool! I am speaking now and you have to shut your mouth!" Rolf said nothing. He even stopped breathing. "O.K. Now I can continue. Well... And behind gate 3..." Sven stopped. "What a fool am I? Why did I say "gate 2"? Okay Sven. Relax. Rolf is just a fool..." Sven said to himself, then he continued his sentence: "And behind the last gate is the D-Point of the fourth point on your map. So, tell me: Which gate have you selected?" Rolf didn't think a lot. "I'll take gate three." he said. "Don't you want to take gate 2?" Sven asked. "No, no and no again!" "Alright then." Sven said. "Please open gate 2!" Behind the gate was a Zonk. "Okay guys! We will be back after the advertisement in the next chapter!"
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Chapter VIII: Behind the gate Rolf has chosen
"Welcome back to the number 99th world's most famous TV-show: "Rolf the doomed"! My name is Sven and now let's get back to the main event." Rolf didnt't know where he was. He asked Sven: "Where the heck am I?" Sven smiled: "that doesn't matter now. You still want to take gate 3?" "Yup!" "Absolutely?" "Absolutely!" "Alright. please open gate 3!" the gate opened. There was a machine with one door. "Go through this door, Rolf. You'll get to the fourth D-point. Congratulations!" Sven said. Rolf entered a machine and from one moment to the other he was standing in an antique shop. He looked at his map and started his way to the last S-point: The place with the smiling-sun-sticker on the map...
Chapter IX: //INFECTION
"Sven's travel agency?!?" Rolf was amazed. Sven had different industries. We summarize: He had an airport of his own, a milk factory and a TV-show AND a travel agency. What a businesssheep! Rolf entered the travel agency. The door behind him closed and the room was shaking. Minutes later Rolf noticed he wasn't on mother earth anymore. He was in outer space. "What does this mean? A trip directly into the sun?" "No, no, my friend..." Sven appeared, but not only the voice, not only the picture, it was the sheep himself. "At last we meet, Rolf. Did you have a nice trip?" Sven asked. Rolf answered: "Not really. I have been on nicer trips some years before." "Well, that doesn't matter." "Does anything matter?" "Anyway, I think you're curious to know what I really am, right?" "Yes, I am." Rolf quivered a bit. "Okay, Rolf. But before I tell you what I am, you'll take THIS!" Sven threw a syringe at Rolf. The stuff inside flowed into him. "This ist the "SHEEPATOR", a special present for you. Listen! I'm not just a friendly sheep like the other sheep! Our mission is to conquer the earth, but all other sheep forgot this mission. You are the first part of my plan! The plan to conquer the earth and turn all humans into sheep!" Sven laughed a lot. This was his plan. The world was doomed...
Chapter X: //MUTATION
Rolf screamed because of his plan. Slowly his body turned into something else. Wool came out of his body and a bit later he wasn't able to stand on two legs anylonger. At last he was turned into a sheep, a real ugly sheep. "What have you done, Sven?!" Rolf shouted. Sven smiled: "Nothing special. The "SHEEPATOR" turned you into a sheep. And in a few seconds I'll throw some of the "SHEEPATOR" into the fresh water reserves. I'll rule the world! the world of sheep!" Sven laughed. "You're just a little insane sheep.", Rolf said. "But it's too late! I'll press this button and everyone who drinks from the water will be turned into a sheep! With me as the new ruler!" (I know... A sheep which wants to rule the world sounds a bit... weird, but it's better than an evil human who wants the world for himself) "You won't get away with that!" Rolf was a bit angry. Who could pay him his social security money if everyone was turned into sheep? "Look, Rolf! I will get away with that! Beginning of phase 2!" Sven pressed the button and all the drinking water on earth was contaminated...
Rolf, do something!!!
Chapter XI: //OUTBREAK
Rolf couldn't do anything. Now everyone who drank the water was turned into a sheep. Sven's plan succeded. Second by second more and more people were turned into sheep. Rolf didn't know why, but Sven had monitors everywhere in his spaceship which showed people who were turned into sheep. Suddenly, the monitor showed the social welfare office, Rolf had usually got his money from there, but now the people working there were all sheep. Something had to be done. Rolf ran to Sven and kicked him. Sven countered with a kick directly into Rolf's face. He flew through the space ship into some test tubes. The liquid inside of them dripped on Rolf's wool. "No! The antidote! Damn..." Now it was time for Rolf to show what he was able to do...
Chapter XII: //QUARANTINE
Rolf turned back into a human. "Whoohooo! I'm normal again!" Sven hit the table with his head: "Damn! Why did I produce an antidote?!" Rolf took some of the antidote and put it into the gun of Sven's space ship. The computer of the ship spoke: "Please choose target!" Sven shouted: "Shutdown progr-" Rolf interrupted: "The world's drinking water!" "Ready! 3... 2... 1... Fire!" For about five seconds the space ship was shaking. When the ship was calm again, Rolf went to Sven and said: "Now it's time for a BBQ!" He took out his 200€ pocket knife and killed Sven (Sven's last words were: "This is not the last attemp of sheep to conquer the earth!", but I don't think they are so important). "I'm finished with him." Rolf saved the earth, but no one would believe that he was the one who saved them and a megalomaniac sheep turned the people of earth into sheep. Woth these thougts in his head he said: "Computer. Take me to Miami, Florida!" "Flight routine set. After arrival this ship will destroy itself. Have a nice day!" The ship started its way back to earth...
Chapter XIII: The final chapter
Three months later Rolf rented a room in the best hotel of Miami. He paid for it with the social security money from Germany. This room was paid for for about one year. The space ship destroyed itself like the computer had said. Rolf took Sven's corpse and ate it. He had been serious about the BBQ-thing! The dressmaker of Miami made Rolf a nice woolen cap and a pair of woolen socks from Sven's wool. Rolf yawned: "That is what I call "The perfect use of social security money." The best hotel of Miami!" A hotel employee came: "A call for you." "Thanks! Who is it?" Rolf smiled. "The social welfare office." Rolf took the mobile phone. "Floirda, what? With our money? No way? You won't get even a cent from us!" Then the employee of the social welfare office hung up. Rolf got up: "I have to do something about it! I'll go to Germany and fight for my money! I saved the world so this should be a small thing!" After he had said that he went to the airport to fight for his social security monay in Germany.
But this ist another story...
THE END